so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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