New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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