Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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