maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Randomize