ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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