Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Randomize
