My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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