You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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