Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
My bed smells like the plague
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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