You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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