is your mom at the bar?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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