Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Randomize
