with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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