he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Terrible idea I love it
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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