Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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