And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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