Taylor Swift is so right about you.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you would pick up someone in the library
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Randomize
