Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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