this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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