belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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