Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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