Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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