think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Damn victory sex feels great
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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