just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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