Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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