On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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