i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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