nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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