why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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