Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Randomize
