Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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