Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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