is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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