I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It's never too late to be topless.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
