it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Randomize
