Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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