i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Randomize
