last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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