3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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