doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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