it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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