She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
operation have a gay friend backfired
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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