We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i think i scared a bird with my dick
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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