I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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