Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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