I want to stick my p in your. b.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
operation harelip BJ is a go
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Ketchup is God's man juice
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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