Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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