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(847): View more from Illinois

the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.

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(541): View more from Oregon

we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Drinking in an igloo changes everything.

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(917): View more from New York City

Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.

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(807): View more from Ontario

I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.

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(858): View more from California

Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"

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(214): View more from Texas

Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.

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(718): View more from New York

I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho

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