I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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