He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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