...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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