at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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