She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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