I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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