Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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